horror-movie-confessions: “I feel like if Martyrs was an American movie rather than a French one, it wouldn’t receive the attention it does. There is nothing special about it and sometimes I wonder if people only like it because French films are usually linked to intelligence.” If this movie was american, you would see the next scenes: 1 - Boobs 2 - Sex between the two girls 3 - Rock music during the sex 4 - more boobs 5 - topless… and boobs 6 - very loud and irritating screams 7 - Lucie would probably have a stupid death like going to a wall with a knife and just die. 8 - The old woman would be a sexy old woman (with boobs, big boobs) 9 - probably she would have sex with Anna. 10 - Anna would survive because she ran away from a stupid door that was open. Last but more important: Would not disturb you or even make you think! Not implying every american movies are like that. I do like some but every american movie seem to have sex with stupid teenagers and lots of boobs. Well, most of ‘em. I think this is more like my idea of the american remake they are going to release.

horror-movie-confessions:

“I feel like if Martyrs was an American movie rather than a French one, it wouldn’t receive the attention it does. There is nothing special about it and sometimes I wonder if people only like it because French films are usually linked to intelligence.”

If this movie was american, you would see the next scenes:

1 - Boobs

2 - Sex between the two girls

3 - Rock music during the sex

4 - more boobs

5 - topless… and boobs

6 - very loud and irritating screams

7 - Lucie would probably have a stupid death like going to a wall with a knife and just die.

8 - The old woman would be a sexy old woman (with boobs, big boobs)

9 - probably she would have sex with Anna.

10 - Anna would survive because she ran away from a stupid door that was open.

Last but more important: Would not disturb you or even make you think!

Not implying every american movies are like that. I do like some but every american movie seem to have sex with stupid teenagers and lots of boobs. Well, most of ‘em.

I think this is more like my idea of the american remake they are going to release.

Jan 17. 20 Notes.

Notes

  1. dskzero reblogged this from horror-movie-confessions
  2. outofadelorean reblogged this from horror-movie-confessions and added:
    this has gotta be the most overrated horror movie to ever exist. i...throwing all copies...
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  5. sonyahehe reblogged this from thedeaditeslayer and added:
    hmmmm. I really liked Martyrs tooooo, I donno, I don’t feel that way about the movie at all.
  6. thedeaditeslayer reblogged this from horror-movie-confessions and added:
    love Martyrs, think that it’s a great film.
  7. trav-tv reblogged this from horror-movie-confessions and added:
    I’ve never heard of it....highly doubt that anything
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    If this movie was american, you would see the next scenes: 1 - Boobs 2 - Sex between the two girls 3 - Rock music during...
  9. hismuse said: You know they are making a US version of this movie right? I didn’t think it was American at all and the beatings really disturbed my husband.
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